Knock-Knock.

Conversation at dinner tonight...

Samantha: Mom. Here's what we're going to do. I'll knock on something and say 'knock-knock.' Then, you answer and say "who's there?" and I'll say "-- well, I'll say a name or something." Then you say "the name or something and then 'who'?" then I'll say another name or something with the first name, and then if it's funny, we'll laugh. Okay??

Me: You mean, like we'll play knock-knock?

Samantha: Yeah, but I'll knock on something, too.

Me: Okay. I'm ready.

Samantha (knocks on her chair): Knock-knock.

Me: Who's there?

Samantha (pauses, looks around the dinner table and kitchen area): Umm.... Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.

Me: Hunt's Tomato Ketchup, who?

Samantha (another good "thinking" pause): Ummmm... Hunt's Tomato Ketchup and rice and oranges in a blender!!!!! hah ahahahah!!!?!!?!

Her "silly face" ...

Wow. Knock-knock IS the game of the five-year-old. And I get to be her frequent audience, lucky me!!